Chuck Norris

Okay, there are a lot of Chuck Norris fans here, so feel free to make some chuck norris jokes or comments. If it's not Chuck Norris it's a no no

did you know chuck Norris can divide by 0!

Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is hiding

haha i stole that one from rhys

what does a wood chuck wood when a wood chuck wood chuck norris

Chuck Norris's chin is so strong it's not actually a chin but another fist.

When Eric Banna is angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk is angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS THREAD THERESA

np lanah.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon he is one hahaha

Milkmanx wrote:

what does a wood chuck wood when a wood chuck wood chuck norris

All of it

Im gonna be modding this thread so if i see any non chuck norris comments their gonna get a round house kick straight to the trash can.

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce as eye drops

Anyone here seen delta force?

no. chuck norris eats bolts for break fast

are you faster than the flash?
chuck norris is

no hes round house kicks are

pride6_6 wrote:

np lanah.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon he is one hahaha

I'll teach you to steal ma' Avvie's line ! -Shakes fist-

Chuck Norris once had intercourse with a woman in the back of an old truck, during the process some of his sperm leaked onto the seat of the truck. This truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

rofl that is a good one -wipes tear-

CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT MATCH UP TO JET LI!



see thats why its called a chuck norris JOKE
when its jet li its real:)

Pshhh Chuck norris is way better than jet li...We all know it. Just because u have a awesome avatar doesnt mean u can post such lies

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

I got these off an awesome site =]

Admiral_Awesome wrote:

Pshhh Chuck norris is way better than jet li...We all know it. Just because u have a awesome avatar doesnt mean u can post such lies

DAMN IT.
I should never have sent him that picture..

that was you?!?! LET'S GET HER!!!!

Uhh.. did I say that ? I meant Choun... yes..
Choun sent him that picture !

P.S.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

lol chcuk norris would kick ass in jarrasic park

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris shot down a German hellicopter by simply pointing at it and yelling 'Bang!'

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'

hahaha funny